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it saddens me that Starbucks in melbourne don’t write your name on the cups

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#Starbucks  #coffee 

it’s funny how irrelevant Canberra is that even Australians forget Sydney isn’t our capital city

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#australia  #Sydney  #canberra 
Anonymous asked: you look dramatically better without make-up js


Answer:

hmmmm thanks? I think

— 1 day ago

blackbruise:

do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you 

(via fahbulus)

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gah I need to invest in one of those boyfriend type things for the winter or something cos I am cold

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popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(Source: guy, via nemo-aint-nobody)

— 1 day ago with 150870 notes

stability:

if you can hear anything over your music it’s not loud enough

(Source: stability, via glam-hutchence)

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Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing

(Source: lolgifs.net, via eluding-thoughts)

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artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

image

(Source: minato-arisato, via jesus-hold-my-balls)

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attractive person:hi
me:is this some kind of sick joke
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tonyturtlx:

patrick-stumps-bingo-hat:

is this band even real

wait which episode of american horror story asylum is that

tonyturtlx:

patrick-stumps-bingo-hat:

is this band even real

wait which episode of american horror story asylum is that

(Source: patrick-stumps, via msalix11)

— 1 day ago with 32875 notes

wings-for-castiel:

totallysonic:

iranawaywiththedoctor:

Things I shout while playing any video game ever:

  • YOU FUCKING HOE
  • YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU
  • I FUCKING (SCREAMS)
  • FUCKING BALLS
  • OH WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK 
  • YOU CAN SUCK MY SWEATY FUCKING BALLS
  • I HATE THIS GAME
  • FUCK
  • FUCKING 
  • FUCK ME
  • FUCK YOU
  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
  • WHY AM I FUCKING PLAYING THIS GAME
  • I’m so fucKING DONE 
  • WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
  • [PTERODACTYL SCREECH]

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have you ever taken your dog to a jumping competition

(via wearethebestintown)

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scrolling down my fb feed at 11pm and I see a post like, “had a good time at the pub tonight and ended up doing pretty well at darts I reckon.” and a picture of the dart board with her targets.
I think to myself fuck is that when people my age do now?
i’m just going to concerts still and getting wasted and dragging myself home at 5am

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why is my cat so terrifying

why is my cat so terrifying

— 1 day ago with 5 notes
#cats  #evil  #papa face